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Somebody's Watching Me is the debut studio album by singer-songwriter Rockwell, released in 1984 on Motown. It features the title track, as well as the US top 40 hit \"Obscene Phone Caller\"; however, the next two singles, the power ballad \"Knife\" and a cover of the Beatles' \"Taxman\", failed to reach the top 40.
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